For a good week after Mujer was performed, people were still talking about the piece and particularly the puppet. There's a part in the play when Mujer goes to four of the girl, puts her hand on their heads and gently caresses them. I can only reckon that; that is the most comforting thing in the world. Special shout out to the puppeteers for that one.
Thursday, 5 January 2017
Story Of Mujer
For a good week after Mujer was performed, people were still talking about the piece and particularly the puppet. There's a part in the play when Mujer goes to four of the girl, puts her hand on their heads and gently caresses them. I can only reckon that; that is the most comforting thing in the world. Special shout out to the puppeteers for that one.
Thursday, 1 December 2016
The Invisible Mediator
White Rabbit Red Rabbit tells a story about social conditioning and obedience, challenging and breaking norms about what a conventional show in the theatre should be like while commenting on societal norms through the show making for a genius of a juxtaposition. The surprises don’t stop just there. The actor must know nothing about the show, should not have read the script beforehand and must be given the script on stage for the very first time. Apart from a few instructions by the writer, a day prior to the performance, the actor knows close to nothing about what to expect on ‘show day’. This makes it but obvious that the show can be performed by a particular actor just once. Moreover, the design of the play also challenges the audience about what an evening at the theatre should be and feel like. When , Kalpak- who runs this blog, asked me to go speak with Siddhesh about what the process of translation had been like, both Kalpak and I exchanged exhaustive Whatsapp voice notes about what the complexities and subjectivities of translating a play could be. We spoke of cultural references, audience-specific concerns and much else that made us feel intelligent and as we would later realise, did little to help. I went armed with my list of seemingly intelligent questions only to realise how simply and joyfully Siddhesh had taken this on. The version that is being performed to nearly packed theatres was ready in the very first draft. A narration to the producers of the show, which read to them like a fourth or fifth draft, was approved and was good to go with a few changes.
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| Sai Tamhankar |
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| Atul Pethe after WRRR |
(Book tickets for the next show of Item here: https://ticketees.com/dramas/item/
and for White Rabbit Red Rabbit performed by Jitendra Joshi: https://ticketees.com/dramas/white-rabbit-red-rabbit/)
Sunday, 13 November 2016
Inner Sanctums
K-25, Hauz Khas
I sit in front of a modern building,
With modern balconies and modern bricks,
Far removed from the alphasexual hub that Hauz Khas is.
A building with no particular significance,
So much so that as I perch myself on the footpath in front of K-25,
All watchmen from the building there look at me in wonder,
With heavy bouts of judgement.
"They don't know" I say to myself.
I wish I could go ask them if they know,
But instead I set the cancer stick between my fingers on fire,
And resort to the only form of escapism I know - poetry.
"Ek budhiya chaand pe baithi",
Gulzar starts speaking,
And soon enough he's convinced me to dissolve all sounds around me and listen to the rhythm of her charkha.
Now here's the thing about poetry,
It's just a step away from schizophrenia,
For your mind will make you believe in things, that even your mind knows don't really exist.
Now here's the thing about love,
It's just a step away from schizophrenia,
For your mind will make you believe in things, that even your mind knows don't really exist.
But as I sit in front of the modern building,
With modern balconies and modern bricks,
I'd rather embrace the mental disorder that is both love and verse,
For where it stands, once stood
The moon the budhiya sat on.
K-25, Hauz Khas
Is where Amrita Pritam lived.
I see an Imroz stand there,
Present for the demolition of the old house,
And the demolition of a billion mixed feelings, of extreme pain and extreme peace,
Feelings that I project on him, really.
I see an Imroz stand there and try to see what he could have,
An Amrita ascending the modest throne of the backseat of his scooter,
Him almost anticipating the touch of her fingers on her spine, carving out his own 'manchaahi' death;
An Amrita getting in and out of a car for her visits to the doctors,
An Amrita in a window to a house always open to all Punjabi poems,
An Amrita that left the house her last time, to never return
And yet somehow do,
In her logically impossible and yet completely truthful promise
Of 'Main tainu phir milangi'
"Ye kiss sadi ke log hai, shabbo"
I ask the friend who sits next to me,
And we proceed to use her 2G and look at a YouTube video of Rani Mukherjee,
Mouthing her questions about Veer and Zaara,
That very well could be about the spirits in this place.
The spirits that were once flesh and blood,
The embodiment of breaking every belief we have about love,
That relationships need to be named,
That love needs to be reciprocated for fulfilment,
That a man and woman can't have a relationship if it isn't named,
That marriages are the only happy endings,
That Imtiaz Ali potrays 'crazy' more often than 'in love',
That love can only happen once,
That you're a particular age and then you're another age and you can only be of one age once,
That men and women feel differently,
That men and women behave separately,
That men and women love in varied ways.
A phone rings, we have to go.
"You can leave your cigarette halfway", my friend tells me. "It would be the perfect tribute."
The sticks nearing it's end,
But the sacrifice is too easy,
The perfect tribute would be a poem,
But ink no longer falls from a pen the speed of ash from a cigarette,
But I stub it none the less.
We get up, then I sit on my knees,
And touch the ground that has nothing in common with the house that lived here, but still manages to exist in the same spectrum called space,
And promise to better the poet I am, who have nothing in common with the fairy who lived here, but still manages to exist in the same spectrum called words, and on an after thought, a birthdate.
The watchmen continue to look at me like crazy,
But the extremes of warmth and cold I feel, the goosebumps on my upper arm,
And the half-burnt cigarette on the footpath there,
Promise not to judge.
The House in Gali Qasim Jan, Old Delhi
AKA Involuntary
My existence is involuntary,
Much like yours,
O friend, father and spirit.
But while mine amounts to knot,
Your lack of choice,
Ornamented by your merit.
I'm a misfit in your lane,
I carry neither stature, nor culture
In a Galli that boasts of rich Islamic heritage,
My T-shirt and shorts are a clownish couture.
I pass by your house,
So hard to find, so easy to miss,
Almost like Delhi's pollution levels
Have dissolved the soul you breathed out,
As your lips touched the Dementor's kiss.
The house is mildly lit,
My excitement is little and lacks any expectations,
I first tread carelessly into a hallway,
I know you aren't home,
I feel some form of guilt,
As I step into your space,
Without your permission.
I've picked quite some from what you left,
O friend, father and spirit
But as I read your words, now on your walls,
I wonder what I inherit
I'm half bent to read the translation,
And there's a little water on my cheeks
Into the house's vacuum, I start muttering the Urdu under my breath
And try to reverberate what the noiseless ambience does speak.
It's then that my head spins right,
Involuntary but almost by fate,
I see your face, you smile at me,
I need to freeze, I need to run,
But the absence of instinct beats faster than my heart rate.
It's not you, just a statue of sorts
Put behind a wall of glass,
Stiff under a poem,
I forgot you never left, Ghalib
I forgot, you were always home.
The tears keep coming down,
I neither sob nor weep,
The silence like it's meant to be,
The silence your heart synced with here, Ghalib
For now is mine to keep.
Scenes from Om Bhutkar's play start whirring,
Lines from Gulzar's book,
There's so much I knew about you already,
And yet for me to finally see you, Ghalib
A beat was all it took.
I keep whispering your lines,
I know neither I nor the translations do you any justice,
Almost like Delhi's pollution levels
Have dissolved the soul you breathed out, Ghalib
As your lips touched the Dementor's kiss.
I now take off my footwear,
And tread on every inch,
Shaken by the realisation of where I am,
My half grown beard is full of salt water now,
I'm neither thrilled, nor calm.
I see bust of you gifted by Gulzar,
And can't help but notice a striking resemblance,
Between your nose and that of my own fathers,
A nose I've always worried I'll receive in inheritance.
Books you sometimes touched,
Clothes that touched you once,
Walls you rested your head against,
Pillars that attempt to take weight of your chest.
My existence is involuntary,
And so is much of your verse
I never knew you and you never knew me and I never heard you talk,
And maybe if I did, I would be too shy and stupid too, and judge me you would;
Either is a curse.
My existence is entitled, Ghalib
Much like your royal birth,
I neither love or drink as fiercely,
Neither have I lost as much.
Then why, Ghalib does your poetry speak to me so,
When this privileged is my sorrow?
Why does your pain feel mine?
Why do I consume your whine?
Why does the dismay feel so real,
And the lack of comfort, a similar ordeal?
Why does my peace feel manipulated,
By a force that you would know,
Then why, Ghalib does your your poetry speak to me so,
When this privileged is my sorrow?
A group of three enters the room,
The sanctity is gone,
I must now leave,
Be the misfit again,
For while now you and I were one,
And while we'll never know each other,
O friend, father and spirit,
Thank you for letting me exist here,
Thank you for letting in your home.
Saturday, 5 November 2016
Listicle - Marathi Rangbhoomi Diwas
This man will probably top most lists I write. The creator of gems like Batatyachi Chawl and Vyakti Aani Valli, he is the master of storytelling and an institution in himself. Narrations of his writing, in his own voice continue to be a constant on playlist. His adaptation of My Fair Lady is something the entire theatre-watching community swears by. Most of my sense of humour and the comfort level I have with my awkward self stems from this man. Earlier this year, I had to colour my hair grizzly and wear a kurta for a play. With my overgrown curly hair, specs and tummy love, the make-up man told me I looked like Pu. La. Deshpande. There couldn't have been a more thrilling moment! If only I could write more like him...
And that brings us to this legend. In my last article, I wrote about watching two of his plays. The very day before I watched Wada though, I watched the masterpiece that is Aashad Bar. The play puts three famous playwrights - Kalidas, Shudrak and Mohan Rakesh in a bar with a fiction fourth playwright. The entire two act play takes place in one Bar and yet somehow Kulkarni manages to paint us a new painting in every frame. His directorial versions of Tendulkar's Sakharam Binder and Silence! The Court Is In Session are both available online and make for a fine watch. The last original he did, Get Well Soon did not do a very long run, but has to go down our history as a modern classic. It wouldn't be an overstatement to say, every piece of work by Chandrakant Kulkarni is a masterclass in direction.
This list can't go down without a mention of Marathi Theatre's favorite funnyman, Prashant Damle. Damle can give most comedians, actors and singers a run for their money with his chubby adorable self. No matter who he's cast opposite - be it veterans like Vandana Gupte and Reema Lagoo or be it the freshfaced powerhouse Tejashri Pradhan, Damle is sure to set the stage on fire. Not to mention, he holds record for performing the highest number of shows in a lifetime, which sometimes easily go up to four two acts a day.
I have only seen two of Dharmakirti Sumant's plays - Geli Ekvees Varsha (The Last Twenty-one Years or The Lost Twenty-one Years) and Binkamache Samvad (Useless Dialogues/ Conversations) but both of these plays will stay with me for the rest of my life. GEV became one of the most celebrated plays in the country, and set a bar which many believe he could not surpass. I've even seen more experienced veterans write him off. But if Natak Nako, Pani and Charoo Aroo Ityaadi are anything like Binkamache Samvad, Sumant is the writer we need, a milestone in writing we don't appreciate enough.
Well, that's about it. My not-very-small listicle. I'm sure there's a lot I've missed out on. But if you think there's something I absolutely must have included, write to me at kalpakbhave318@gmail.com
Thursday, 3 November 2016
Stories of The Wada
I discovered Elkunchwar about two years ago. Back then, I was wholly trying to be a good student, attending all classes and thoroughly missing Theatre. I even took library classes seriousl, browsing through the bookshelves and in fact those were the only times I felt closer to the world of dramatics than anywhere else in my media school. While most of my friends would pour over photography journals and books about interesting advertising campaigns, I would be secretly worried about how I didn't find all of that interesting enough. It was then that I found a tiny shelf dedicated to Theatre. And Volume II of Elkunchwar's creations. Up until that point, I had little idea of who Elkunchwar was. For those like me, Elkunchwar is one head of the Holy Trinity of Marathi Playwrights and receives a national and international pedestal with the likes of Tendulkar, Badal Sircar and Mohan Rakesh. Some of his plays have also been made into feature films. He writes with the sort of ease that my 18-year-old self found very easy to connect with, unlike Vijay Tendulkar or Satish Alekar whose works I still struggle with, a little.
Now on to Wada. Wada Chirebandi (Old Stone Mansion) is the story of the Deshpande family in _____. 'Wada' essentially means a Bungalow, those owned by upper-class and upper-caste Maharashtrian joint families. This Wada is crumbling under the pressure of it's legacy. The patriarch of the house has died, the oldest daughter in law has assumed responsibility. Her husband is cynical and frustrated, their children well on their way to 'wasting themselves'. The second son is struggling in the city but has become the cause of envy and contempt to the one left behind. The third son keeps away from the clashes and mutely does odd jobs in the house. There's also a daughter, the more intelligent of the siblings, who's been denied education and has rejected matrimony. It's a perfect mix. There's enough baggage floating around the house to ensure strong drama.
I've known enough Deshpandes in my life to have an opinion of them, the namesakes and otherwise. The family is Brahmin, an identity they hold on to, despite the lack of means. And that's exactly what makes the play brilliant. Growing up Brahmin, I have seen my family members reject socialist ideas, right and left (no pun intended). Wada Chirebandi tell me why. It's funny because I watched the play at Dinanath Mangeshkar Natyagriha, Vile Parle East and it goes without saying that most of the audience members were Brahmins. So through out the play, I would keep hearing chuckles and vigorous nods whenever there was a smart jab at the community. But did anybody understand the underlying mockery behind it. I cannot say.
Elkunchwar holds up a mirror to the population of the 1970s. In 2016, the mirror still seems to reflect the same image to newer viewers. Props to director Chandrakant Kulkarni for that. Wada Chirebandi makes you laugh, weep and freeze completely all at the same time.
In the very same day, I also watched the sequel to the play - Magna Talyakathi or The Pond. While Wada ends on a tragic note, Magna picks up 10 years later when everything's changed and yet, still the same. Magna deals with the second generation of the house - a generation that could very well be Gen X or Gen Y. The house has new paint, there's weddings scheduled and the first generation is pretty much sorted. The suffocation you feel in the house is way lesser than before, but the weight of the baggage is constant.
There's a scene in Magna Talyakathi, which takes place next to the titular pond. It happens in the dead of the night, with nothing but soft ripples to be heard. In a voiceover, the protagonist says, "Some times I look at the stars and wonder, could somebody in a far off galaxy be looking back at me, in this very moment?"
Later in the play, the protagonist comes home and says of another character, "I went to the Pond and saw him sitting there, by himself. I turned around and left, for it is isn't a good thing to interrupt somebody's solace."
These lines are of course, loosely translated. But that's how they stayed in my mind. For a week after that, I was stuck at the Pond. I'm going to refer to some old WhatsApp messages which will say what I want to much better for me.
[8/29, 9:04 PM] Kalpak Bhave: Somehow my soul just didn't leave from the pondside
[8/29, 9:05 PM] Kalpak Bhave: I'm constantly thinking of it, missing it, remembering the voice over like I am there at the pond, can't get out, don't want to and disturbed by the fact that I'm actually not.
It's fucked up, right?
[8/29, 9:06 PM] Kalpak Bhave: It's very weird. It's making me sad, I'm longing for a memory of something I've never experienced.
The week after that was my birthday. I left the city, as is fashion now and went to the nearest hillstation of Matheran, only one friend with me. They have a dam there, one I almost didn't go to. And on top of the damn is the reservoir. Almost deserted. So accessible. We sat there for hours, no words, our toes in the water, our bottoms on the little pebbles, inhaling burnt grass.
It wasn't exactly redemption. It wasn't salvation. But I found a pond. And it did me good. The Wada plays will stay with me and so will the pond on my birthday.
Now waiting for Apocalypse.
That's Part 3.
Monday, 3 October 2016
A Quick Look at IPTA 2016
On the morning of 29th October, I hunted through my clothes and pulled out a 5 year old black collared T-shirt. Considering how much I have grown in the last five years (vertically and horizontally), this T-shirt stands at the risk of soon turning into a crop top. But what save grace are the three printed words behind this Tee. MITHIBAI, DRAMA & TEAM.
IPTA (Indian People's Theatre Association) is one of India's oldest theatre organization. For the past 45 years it has been hosting a Hindi Intercollegiate Drama Competition, popularly known as IPTA's ICDC or more simply just IPTA. The IPTA rotating trophies carry a grand legacy and names of all the previous winners are engraved on this trophy. Last year, Theatre Potato's Art Illustrator Mati Rajput won the shield for Outstanding Performance. A couple of years ago, I got the privilege of having my on name engraved on one of the trophies. The names behind these trophies are quite equally divided - some of them now revered as legends and some quite forgotten, people who probably discontinued being a part of the creative world.
So of course I have been going to IPTA every year, to catch five or six fresh plays performed by hundreds like me, stepping nervously into the world of theatre, one play at a time. So here's a look at the 6 plays (+1) that featured this year, the good parts and problems intact.
Purusharth
Performed by Viva College
The play is a 40-minute conversation between two army officers at an army base on whether or not to rape the Pakistani spy they've held captive, with a twist in the end.
The Good Part: The play holds an interesting premise. Both the boys who play Major and Captain respectively, are strong actors with a lot of potential. Both boys were awarded with a consolation prize. Captain, who is hell bent on taking advantage of the captive also gets his fair share of good points.
The Problem: This was IPTA 2016's biggest problem play. What could've been a strong commentary on the rape culture of the day, ends up rather making a joke out of rape itself. Lines said to the captive that loosely translate to "You shouldn't worry about getting raped here. You forgot, this is not your nation, it's India" and "Us Indians, we even force ourselves on others with love" garnered applause from the audience but were enough to leave the sensible citizen shaking their heads.
Blindfolded
Performed by S K Somaiya College
A 17 year old girl meets a 32 year old man online and has sex with him. The man is later revealed to be a serial rapist. Her single father and a woman who's either a police officer or a therapist has to make the girl understand that she's been raped.
The Good Part: In the wake of recent events and success of the film, Pink, consent is a subject of conversation fast garnering importance in the nation. The girl's struggle to understand why her age nullifies her consent, the struggle of her single father to balance between a friend and a figure of authority makes up for good Drama.
The Problem:
The play absolutely fell short in comparison to other plays. It would be quite unfair to call the play amateur given that college theatre is in a way supposed to be amateur but given the level of competition and the importance of this platform, the play was quickly discarded and with it, it's message.
Kharr-Kharr
Performed by Mithibai College
Kharr-Kharr is a semi-fictional biography of Indian freedom fighter Usha Mehta. It traces her life story from 1928-1947, her early years and her handling of the Secret Congress Radio.
The Good Part:
A tight script, wonderful direction and earnest performances by Mati Rajput, Dharmaj Joshi and some 40 odd other actors brought the play and the era it is set in to life and rightly walked away with majority of the awards. A deviced stagecraft, impactful lights and applause-worthy lines made the one-act a wholesome product. It's also a brave retelling of a Gandhian's tale, in an era where abusing Mahatma Gandhi has become commonplace bravado.
The Problem:
It's harder for me to pick a bone in this play, given my proximity with the team. But with the intention of scrutinizing, I must make two points. Firstly, the attempt to extract laughter by putting a half-abusive line in the mouth of a little boy becomes unnecessary in this otherwise wonderful play. Secondly, there's points where lines in the play tend to lean a little towards cheesy. But then again, that's what seems to work.
#Bheed
Performed by Nagindas Khandwaala College
After a Population Control Policy and a child tax on the second child in a family, the bread earner struggles with the decision to have his wife abort the second child or keep it, amidst much family drama, emotional music, infertile women and anti-abortion messages.
The Good Part: This play belonged to what can called the 'Gujarati Commercial' line of theatre. Walking a tightrope of the Kapil Sharma genre of comedy, the play did end up making its point well. The climax was also a good tight slap.
The Problem: Everything else. Sending out a message against abortions is not what we should be dealing with right now. The old people in the audience might nod their heads in agreement and wipe away a tear or two at the proposition, but what's frightening is that a team or 50 youngsters readily performing this. The play also banked on a bunch of stereotypes to create humour. Matlab chhee, dude.
Shikast-e-ishq
Performed by Pillai College
A young woman's husband passes away on her wedding night. The virgin bride is subjected to solitary confinement and falls in love with her younger brother in-law.
The Good Part: Now I did not watch this one act on the night of IPTA, choosing a plateful of Ideal's tasty Biryani instead. But I did see this one a year earlier at Lokankika and I liked what I heard. What worked for this play was it's melodious Urdu and the performance of the female lead who walked away with the accolades.
The Problem: A bunch of people from a certain community caused a havoc outside Tejpal Auditorium for misrepresentation. I don't know if that's good or bad, really.
Jhoola Dheere Se Jhulao
Performed by Maharshi Dayanand College
A North Indian family is in chaos. Their oldest son is planning on doing something unspeakable and spoiling the family name. They soon discover that what he intends to do is get a Vasectomy done. Further chaos ensues.
The Good Part: I almost missed this and I can't stress on how terrible that would have been. This play turned everything #Bheed stands for on its head. Nuanced performance was it's strongest point. The hilarious arguements were not for a moment senseless. Extremely well written, it had me at the edge of my seat for most of the part. Not once did the play become preachy or unbelievable. So when the climax came and the family dissuaded the protagonist from getting Vasectomized, I sighed with just as much grief as him and his poor wife. The very subtle expulsion of hypocrisy and modern problems in an orthodox setting set the play apart from everything else that happens in Intercollegiate Theatre. The very first words I uttered when the play ended were "Dude, this was Shyam Benegal level brilliant."
The Problem: Tigmanshu Dhulia didn't seem to think the same (He was one of the judges). The play walked away with mostly nothing and certainly much lesser than what it deserved. It was also annoying that so many people around me thought the play was a big bore. I hope this one goes places though.
Dulhan Ka Dil Deewana Lagta Hai
Performed by Dahanukar College
This play did not make it to the finals due to logistical issues but is also one of the best products I have seen in the year. IPTA rewarded it with the Critic's Choice award. I intend to do a separate article on this play and he team behind it but I'm only waiting for the team to get the accolades they deserve in INT and other competitions.
Results:
Mithibai walked with Best Play, Best Writer, Best Director, Best Actor (male) and the very coveted Balraj (Balraj Sahni Trophy for Outstanding Performance).
Nagindas Khandwala took the Second Best Play, MD college stole Best Actor, acting merits, a special award for the Set and another for Costumes.
The judges were Tigmanshu Dhulia, Meghna Malik and Bharat Dabholkar.
Thursday, 15 September 2016
Pune, The Arts and Coming Out.

I've always felt like being myself and "fitting in" will never go hand in hand. It is so hard just to put yourself out there for the world to see you for who you really are. Most of us constantly go through a struggle of drawing a (consensus?) between who we are and what people make us out to be.
Sunday, the 11th of September, I witnessed a combination of theatre, spoken poetry, music and art installations at TIFA Working Studios in Pune. The play was called Coming Out and I had heard about it through friends, one of whom was a part of the performance. I didn’t really go with any particular expectations. I knew this was the first time they were ever performing it. The only thing I knew was that it wouldn’t be 'conventional'; I had already been told. But once I watched the play, one thing I knew for certain, there couldn't have been a better way to spend my Sunday evening.The play started with a sing along followed by 7 actors, 9 pieces. And then a Q and A session. The pieces spoke of everything from the perception of the society to consent to being comfortable in one's own skin. One of the performers spoke about being perceived as queer simply because he used a pink pencil in school. Another spoke of how she struggled with acceptance and how something as negligible as her hair was what she used as a shield.
I had goosebumbs. This was the first time I was attending something so unconventional. In theory it was a compilation of monologues which aimed at starting a conversation about the LGBTQ community and more. But the best part about it was how honest the whole thing felt.
Was the whole thing scripted? Was it fiction or were they true accounts? We will never because that was the
only question the cast refused to answer. But I had already connected to it on different levels personally.
There's so much that happens in life that you don’t reflect on unless you’re forced to. Coming out does just that. It forces you to introspect. You may not be 'in the closet' but you don't really have to be to connect to either the monologue or to the circumstances or the people that possibly led to it.
To me it spoke about living and letting live and of celebrating individuality. I was overwhelmed the rest of the evening and through the night. It was only the next day at dawn when I woke up at 4 am, sat
on my bed and cried my eyes out.
Coming Out not only opened to an overpacked house but also saw a surprise second show on the premiere day owing to the overwhelming response. Coming Out next plays on September 16, 8pm at Lost The Plot, Pune.
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